In the words of Biggie

"If you don't know, now ya know"


I got this from my friend Corrina over at My Space. I like doing these because I never really know what to say about myself, and these help everyone understand my nonsensical self. Enjoy!

Hi, my name is:
Tiffany

Never in my life have I been:
normal

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Danny

High school:
I would love to do it again knowing what I know now.

When I'm nervous:
I get really sick to my stomach and if I'm really really nervous, I'll break out in hives too. Sexy huh?

The last song I listened to was:
Home by Staind

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor:
I wouldn't get married right now. Or ever for that matter. I'm not into the whole "legal paperwork to make it official" thing.

My hair is:
in desperate need of a cut

When I was 5:.
I lived in a nudist colony in Florida.

Last Christmas:
Danny and I were home by ourselves because he had strep.


I should be:
working.

When I look down I see:
work that I have that makes me look busy..when I really should be busy - not just looking like it.

The happiest recent event was:
I finally got my pink Nintendo DS yesterday!

If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be:
Phoebe

By this time next year:
I will most likely be living in Redwood City or somewhere else on The Peninsula.

My current gripe is:
I would much rather be playing Mario Bros. on my new DS right now.

I have a hard time understanding:
why my iPod feels the need to pick the 50 stupid songs on my iPod first when I put it on shuffle.

There's this girl I know that:
has her car in the shop and is borrowing a car from someone else...yet still asked for a ride home from one of our male coworkers. I'll let you guess who this girl is.

You know I like you when:
I call you a hooker or a bitch

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
James, Danielle, and Sami all via text.

Take my advice:
the grass really isn't greener on the other side.

The thing I want to buy:
a new laptop.

If you visited the place I was born:
you would notice how the city almost defines my personality. Kinda hippy and chill.

I plan to visit:
Lake Berryessa this summer in hopes of not repeating the hellacious sunburn I got there last summer.


I'd stop my wedding if:
I started planning one.

The world could do without:
people who think their way is the only way

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
nothing. I don't want to lick the belly of a cockroach.

Most recent thing I've bought myself:
A Nintendo DS and Super Mario Bros. Well, technically James bought it for me with his gift card. But he let me make the purchase because he loves me.

Most recent thing someone else bought me:
Pride Fighting Bushido 12 DVD

My favorite blonde is:
me

My favorite brunette is:
all my bitches

My favorite black hair is:
Barack Obama. :D

My middle name is..
Lorraine. Horrible, isn't it?

In the morning I:
woke up at 4:15 because I fell asleep shortly after 9 last night.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
I dunno...that's a little too weird for me.

Once, at a bar:
I was waiting to meet with someone and the two bartenders said, "Don't we know you?" Then I realized that they were Lawrence and Eddie. I went to school with them. Further, Eddie and I had a few make out sessions in high school. I didn't recognize either of them.

Last night I was:
playing the DS!

There's this guy I know who:
I love more than myself. Sometimes I forget though.

If I was an animal I'd be:
a cat

A better name for me would be:
Tiffany is good for me.

Tomorrow I am:
working. Shocking, right?

Tonight I am:
cooking dinner, doing homework, watching the inauguration on my DVR, watching American Idol, and doing laundry in between all that

My birthday is:
August 30th. Buy me something nice please! :) I have a wish list. lol

I can't get to sleep without?
the TV on

If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
iPod, cell phone, Nintendo DS, washer and dryer, stove, and a lap top. I'd be do it all Barbie.

I have an irrational fear of:
snakes, worms, slugs, snails....again...basically anything with less than 1 leg(excluding people).

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
my grandparents are all dead. But it used to be lots of baked goodies, kick ass home made lasagna, stuff bell peppers (because I hate cabbage), and my grandma used to make the best ham sandwiches. I can't explain why they were the best; they just were.

What weight were you when you were born?
I have no idea.

I am most opposed to:
organized religion.

Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
No. I don't have time for all that.

I am too old to be:
Involved in drama.

I find the thought of childbirth:
pretty fucking awesome. I really wanted to get my degree in health care to become a labor and delivery nurse. Then I realized that I have a lot of doors open for my in the corporate world, so I switched my major. Oh well. Maybe next lifetime.

Next door to my house is:
I live in an apartment.

My feet are:
in need of a pedicure.

My preferred style of jeans is:
bootcut

I know how to cook:
anything with the right recipe. But without a recipe, I'm not that good of a cook.

I am annoyed at:
not much really. Can't think of anything. Actually, I take it back. I'm just not gonna go there.

Men should always:
clean up the mess they see instead of saying "we need to do XXXX".

Women should never:
let a man cost them their smile. I promise you, it's not worth it.

What child-related smell do you not like?
paste

What sea creature scares you?
giant squids

What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
black.

What object have you broken most recently?
magnets on my fridge

Name one of the Spice Girls?
Posh...that bitch has my fantasy man.

What was the last thing to make you cry?
The Family Guy because I was laughing so hard.

I would like to be in an advertisement for:
not sure. I know I would not like to be in advertisement for some STD related medicine. Remember Joey on Friends? No thank you.

What are the stems of wine glasses for?
to make you feel like you're not an alcoholic because you're drinking out of a pretty glass.

My favorite shoes are:
flip flops

My mothers' greatest fear is:
I don't know exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was that I would take the same path in life that she did.

Can you use chopsticks?
to stab at my sweet and sour chicken with

Do you prefer beaches or forests?
beaches